Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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