When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize