You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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