Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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