i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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