North Korea, Best Korea!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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