Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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