Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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