Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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