I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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