I need help removing her.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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