We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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