ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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