I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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