last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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