They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Randomize
