Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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