I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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