YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
