You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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