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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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