Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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