After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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