all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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