what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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