arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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