I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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