Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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