is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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