I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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