i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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