I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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