i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
