he shaved USA in his pubs
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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