pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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