u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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