After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
