if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
He has the fingertips of a God
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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