and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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