while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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