I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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