some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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