official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Couch. On fire.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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