quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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