then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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