he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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