Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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