Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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