it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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