i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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