They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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