I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
All the doctor said was why
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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