Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Soap is not a condiment
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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