Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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