On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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