you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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