where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
