just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You are a genius and a whore.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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