He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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