It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
